Discovering the Journey of life

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Offense

Sometimes I believe life is very similar to a Seinfeld episode.....
It was a beautiful warm Friday night where a group of college students meet at this spectacular place to learn spectacular things through a wonderful study of a book called Proverbs... Things were going particularly well this evening.. Things were said... people were learning... and than all of a sudden a cake was brought out and we were informed that it was Russ's birthday! What better idea than to celebrate the birth of someone's life with a group of men. First mistake....men singing happy birthday..... second.....men making a cake.......third (which i find the most offensive) man cutting cake!.. Some might say... how hard is it to cut a cake? others might ask what shape? Well... from a woman's point.. It was a round cake which would be properly cut like a pizza but NO.. things had to get complicated.. The knife which was held by a man.. was inserted not in the middle but between the middle and the side and was slowly cutting out a mouth from the cake as if this was the golden piece, as if it would taste any different than any other part of the cake.. My mouth was open with shock as I sat and watched this offensive act..I think I almost had to close my eyes not to watch! Anyone struggling with cutting cakes... Its okay, just do not do it in public.. sometimes it just takes practice and I would freely give them lessons..

*Not everything in this post is true....1. some men can sing 2. some men can bake a cake.... That's all

4 Comments:

At 5:21 PM, Blogger Jason said...

Did it look anything like this?

http://proverbs.theoslogic.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/PICT1657-email.jpg

 
At 8:30 PM, Blogger - R said...

Or did it look more like this?

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger Jason said...

Such a topper.

-J

 
At 6:02 AM, Blogger - R said...

I believe this puts me more squarely in category of unnecessary corrector.

 

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